Aug. 31, 2023
S9, Chapter 3: Otto's Confession
It was the last time his family would...
It was the last time his family would hear him speak. This is Otto Warmbier's confession.
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I entirely beg you people in government
of the Dprkorea or your forgiveness. Please.
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I have made the worst mistake of
my life. Tapes from the Dark
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Side contains descriptions of violence and sexuality. Listener discretion is advised. First,
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I would like to thank everyone for
coming to the press conference that I'm eagerly
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requested to have. I would also
like to show my sincere gratitude to the
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government of the Dprkorea for giving me
this opportunity to apologize for my crime,
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to beg for forgiveness, and to
beg for any assistance to save my life.
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On December twenty ninth, twenty fifteen, I entered the Dprkorea as a
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tourist. On January first, to
sixteen, New Year's Day, I committed
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severe crimes against both the people and
the government of the Dprkurrea. Due to
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this crime, on January second,
twenty sixteen, I was detained and I
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am currently under investigation. My name
is Otto Frederick Warmbier. I am twenty
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one years old. I am a
student of finance at the University of Virginia.
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I am in my third year at
the university. My residential address till
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Lane, Cincinnati, Ohio, United
States with my family. At the moment,
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I live in a rented apartment near
my university. My father, Frederick
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Warimbier, owns a very small factory
called Finishing Cincinnati Black Oxide. Excuse me,
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that barely makes enough to support my
family. My mother, Cindy Warmbier,
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is a housewife. I am the
oldest son my family. My brother
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Austin Warmier and my sister Greta Warmber
are both high school students in Cincinnati,
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Ohio, United States. On January
first, twenty sixteen, I committed the
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crime of taking out a political slogan
from the staff only area of the Angakto
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International Hotel. The slogan inspires the
people's love for their system. The task
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was given by the Friendship United Methodist
Church. At the encouragement of the z
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Society and the connivance of the United
States Administration, I came to commit this
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crime task. The aim of this
crime was to harm the work, ethic,
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and motivation of the Korean people.
This was a very foolish aim.
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Growing up in the United States,
I was taught that the DPR Korea is
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a mysterious, isolated communist nation.
From education and mass media. This made
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an innocent, minded, venturous young
man like myself want to show my bravery
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to improve my reputation and show a
Western victory over the DPR Chorea. I
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was told by colleagues that North Korea
is a beautiful country with great architecture and
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that if I was interested in communist
nations, I needed to consider a visit.
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Based on this recommendation, I started
to consider my visit. Then,
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in January twenty sixteen, I was
scheduled to take a UNI Oversity sponsored financial
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class in Hong Kong. I decided
to use this opportunity to visit the DPR
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Korea as a tourist before my financial
class. I asked my father and my
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brother to travel with me while I
emailed both UK Choreo Tours and UK Young
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Pioneer Tours in August twenty fifteen,
but it was too expensive and they are
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very busy, so they could not
travel with me. I chose Young Pioneer
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Tours because it was cheaper. I
gave my father eight hundred dollars and he
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agreed to pay the other four hundred
dollars to cover the entire one thousand,
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two hundred dollars cost of a Young
Pioneer's tour of the DPR Korea. Based
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on my applications confirmation, I chose
to have my tour at the end of
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December twenty fifteen. Well. Then, on September twenty third, two fifteen,
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I was having dinner at my friends
Stephen Webb's home with him and his
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mother, Sharon Webb. Stephen is
a high school classmate and he currently attends
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Ohio State University. We are close
friends, we live nearby, and we
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have known each other for ten years. Sharon is a deaconess in the Friendship
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United Methodist Church and her son,
Stephen, is an active believer in this
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same church. Sharon emphasized that her
church does not support the government of North
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Korea and that communism should be ended. She said that communist nations rally around
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politics called slogans. She asked me
to take an important political slogan from North
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Korea to be hung in her church
as a trophy. She continued to say
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that by taking this slogan, we
would weaken the unity and motivation of the
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North Korean people and show this country
an insult from the west. She knew
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how desperately I needed a car to
drive to my job this summer. So
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she offered me a used car worth
ten thousand dollars if I was successful,
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and she said if I was detained
and not returned, her church would make
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payment to my mother of two hundred
thousand dollars in a way of a charitable
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donation. This is the amount that
I am expected to pay for my brother
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and sister's university tuition out of the
four hundred thousand dollars total. Then she
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showed me the Friendship United Methodist Church
as official bank account statement with forty two
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million dollars. Well. At first, due to fear, I was hesitant,
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but since my family suffers from severe
financial difficulties, I started to consider
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this as my only golden opportunity to
earn money. Most importantly, Sharon said
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to never mention the Friendship United Methodist
Church or no payments would come. In
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early October twenty fifteen, I informed
my mother very little of my crime attempt
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offer, but I told her that
I planned to steal something precious from North
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Korea, and if detained, her
bank account would receive transfers from my brother
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and sisters university tuition. She cried
and said not to do anything dangerous I
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considered less not wanting to hurt my
mother. But since then I received several
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alluring pressures from the Friendship United Methodist
Church, leading me to finally decide on
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my crime attempt. In the meantime, the Z Society also clandestinely encouraged my
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act. After I came to know
that all members get high paying jobs when
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they graduate, I eagerly wanted to
join the Z Society. In late November
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two fifteen, I intentionally revealed my
plan of my act to a member of
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the Z Society who was also currently
a student at the University of Virginia.
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He said that my act would certainly
help with the Z Society's goal of spreading
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freedom and eliminating tyranny. He promised
if I was successful, he would help
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me gain membership in the Z Society. He even said if I was caught,
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the Z Society could help pressure North
Korea for my release. Finally,
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he said to never mention the Z
Society's encouragement. After I planned in detail
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to accomplish my plan, I arrived
in Kyeongyang on December twenty ninth, twenty
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fifteen, through Beijing on the early
morning of January first, twenty sixteen,
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I committed my crime of taking out
the important political slogan from the staff only
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area of the Angacto International Hotel,
aimed at harming the work ethic and the
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motivation of the Korean people. After
committing my crime against the people and government
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of the DPR Korea, I was
detained on January second, twenty sixteen,
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at the Pyongyang International Airport. I
was clearly given the task by the friendship
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United Methodist Church. I was encouraged
by the Z Society. The United States
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administration already knows about my act through
the CIA, which is closely linked to
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the Z Society and connived at my
crime. My crime is very severe and
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pre planned. I regret my actions
more than anything. I apologize to both
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the Korean people and the government.
I beg for forgiveness and I beg for
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help in any way possible to save
my life. Otto then stands, takes
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another deep bow and says thank you
very much for your attention during my speech.
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A Korean official who is sitting next
to Auto then speaks into the microphonebody
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can listen, go warm beer.
Speech is over. As you heard,
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the US administration is committing despicable acts
against the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
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If you have any questions, please
ask well. Autos speech has concluded.
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The press conference is just getting started. Auto will now take questions from members
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of the press, all of which
seem to be prescripted, one from a
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Korean reporter, one from a Japanese
reporter, one from a Russian news agency,
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and one from a Chinese reporter.
Notice how there are no European or
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American reporters at the press conference and
no NATO members. Once again, I
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will provide translations where necessary, and
if anything you hear or have already heard
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sounds confusing, or if you perhaps
have questions, don't worry because we'll be
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covering everything in depth. I am
from the Korean Central News Agency. Why
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do you think that the Friendship United
Methodist Church gave such a task to you?
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Thank you for your question. I
will now address why the Friendship United
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Methodist Church gave me this task.
The Friendship United Methodist Church is located in
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Cincinnati, Ohio, United States.
I have known about this church since my
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childhood because I grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio, United States. You can
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easily find detailed information on this church
from the Internet. The Friendship United Methodist
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Church is not a typical church.
It is very wealthy with forty two million
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dollars. That is why the United
States Administration has very close ties with this
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church. This church made a plan
to enter into anti Christian countries which the
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United States Administration dislikes, and it
is currently implementing this plan. Several Democratic
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Congressmen regularly visit this church to collect
political fund donations and to assure their continued
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support of this church's policy. It
is said that in two thousand and eight,
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around ten million dollars, around two
to three percent of President Barack Obama's
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total election cost, was collected from
this church. That is one of the
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reasons why the United States Administration works
closely with the Friendship United Methodist Church and
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connives at all acts, including My
Crime. The United States Administration and the
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politicians used the Friendship United Methodist Church
to harm the Dprkorea by all dirty ways
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and means. The Friendship United Methodist
Church gave me My Crime task, which
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is closely matched to the United States
Administration's hostile policy against the Dprkorea, in
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order to spread Christianity in the Dprkorea
and to increase the church's support from the
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United States Administration. Therefore, my
crime is the expected output of the United
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States Administration's consistent hostile policy against the
Dprkorea and its implementation by the Friendship United
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Methodist Church. I was easily manipulated
because of my family's severe financial difficulties and
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because I am a nonbeliever. The
church knew that it could deny its involvement
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if my crime were to become public
news. I hope that answers question,
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and you now all clearly understand the
Friendship United Methodist Church's involvement in my crime.
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Thank you all for your attention.
Also, I'm not I am from
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the newspaper Rodong Sun Moon. You
said that the Z Society encouraged you to
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commit such task. Tell me about
the society as much as you know.
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minute to sign up. Thank you
to everyone who supports us. Thank you
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very much for your question. I
will now address the Z Society and it's
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encouragement of my crime. The Z
Society is the most secret organization at the
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University of Virginia. All members and
activities are strictly confidential. I first came
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to know of the Z Society in
September twenty thirteen, when I had first
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started at the university. I saw
large Z crests painted on all the buildings
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at the compound. You can see
them if you visit to the University of
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Virginia. I was told that they
are from the Z Society, since the
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society donates millions of dollars to the
university. The Z Society has around ten
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student members currently and after graduation they
all go on to become very wealthy with
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jobs in politics, business, and
religion. Members of the Z Society include
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former United States President Woodrow Wilson and
a former head of the CIA. The
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stated objective of the Z Society is
to spread freedom and eliminate tyranny. In
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order to become members, they must
have good grades and leadership, and most
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importantly, they must commit a brave
act to help with the society's stated objective.
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Once again, all members and activities
are strictly confidential. It is well
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clear that the Z Society knew of
my good grades and leadership. It is
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also clear that they knew that I
would eagerly want to join the society in
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order to solve my family's desperate financial
problems. Because of this, the Z
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Society expected me to commit a brave
act to help eliminate tyranny. In order
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to prove my braveness to the Z
Society, I committed my crime in the
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DPR career with hopes of joining the
Z Society. As you know from the
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Cold War era example, the CIA
has always been leading anti communism in every
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place in the world. There is
no doubt that the CIA knows of the
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Z Society's encouragement of my crime.
Lastly, I want to clearly state that
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I was the political victim of the
United States consistent hostile policies against the DPR
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Korea. I innocently tried to earn
money through my crime in order to accomplish
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its political interests. The United States
administration does not distinguish between friendly and enemy
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countries. Therefore, they manipulate people
like myself to commit crimes in those countries.
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I wish that others do not follow
in my footsteps. I hope all
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of you can now understand the Z
Society's encouragement of my crime. Thank you
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all for listening. After Auto is
finished with this response, he stands and
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bows. So I'm from the Johnson
Sinbo Company under the General Association of the
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Korean Residents in Japan. You said
you took many detailed steps to prepare for
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your crime in the dprk while you
were in the United States. Will you
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tell me about it? Thank you
for your question. I will now explain
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the preparations that I took while in
the United States. I took many detailed
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steps to prepare for my crime in
the DPR Korea while I was in the
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United States. In order to know
more about slogans in the Dprkorea, I
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didn't internet Google image search with the
keywords North Korea slogan. In my rented
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Virginia apartment, I saw well over
thirty images. Some were framed, but
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I thought that could easily be removed. They were large, red and rectangular.
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They were printed on a thin metal
that I thought can easily be folded
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to fit in my suitcase. On
December twenty third, twenty fifteen, I
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stole street signs for practice, and
I kept them under the bed in my
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rented Virginia apartment. Then I discussed
with my friend excuses that I could make
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if detained. I planned to say
that I was drunk and did not remember.
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If spotted with the slogan, I
planned to falsely state that I had
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bought the slogan at a souvenir shop. That is why at the start of
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the investigation, I tried to falsely
state that I was drunk and had no
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idea. Then, on December twenty
fifth, twenty fifteen, I intentionally packed
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my quietest boots, the best for
sneaking. I knew that I would wear
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them during my crime commitment. I
also chose to bring a large soup case
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to fit the slogan and made plans
to buy a new suit case in the
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Dprkorea if needed. Based on this
detailed preparation, I came to commit my
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crime in the Dprkorea. Thank you
all again for your continued attention. Once
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again, Otto stands and bows,
I am Uri SUDORV from the Russian tass
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tell me once again about the details
of the crimes you committed in Korea.
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Thank you for your question. I
will now explain the details of my crime
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commitment. On December twenty seventh,
two thousan fifteen, I alone arrived in
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Beijing and spent two days looking around
the city. On December twenty ninth,
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two thousand fifteen, I met my
tour group at the Beijing International Airport.
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That afternoon, we arrived at the
Pyongyang International Airport and we checked into the
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Yangakto International Hotel. While in Pyongyang, I prepared additionally for my crime.
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On the morning of December thirty,
two thousand fifteen, I asked my UK
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tour guide where they keep the important
slogans in the Yangakto intern National Hotel.
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She said they're in staff only areas. That night, I alone walked around
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the second floor lobby until I saw
a staff only sign in English opposite the
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hotel shop. I checked for cameras
and saw none. I knew where.
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I knew where I would commit my
crime. I chose the early morning of
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January first, twenty sixteen New Year's
because I thought there would be less employees
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for the holiday. I knew my
tour group would be drunk, so I
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could use my planned excuse that I
was just drunk like them. The next
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morning, December thirty, first,
twenty fifteen, I intentionally wore my quietest
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boots, the ones that I had
prepared while in the United States. Around
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one o'clock am on January first,
twenty sixteen, my tour group returned to
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the Agacto International Hotel. After looking
at the Pyongyang night view, I took
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my coat and my items up to
my room. Around one thirty am,
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I joined my tour group at the
second floor lobby draft beer bar. Then
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I snuck away from the bar and
quietly entered the staff only area. I
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saw no one and I saw the
desired slogan hanging on a right sidewall.
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I approached the wall and with two
hands, grabbed the slogan at the bottom
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and removed it from the hangers.
It was much bigger and heavier than I
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had expected. I became very scared, and I realized that I could not
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take the slogan hastily. I put
it down upside down. I snuck out
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of the staff only area and ran
up to my hotel room. I hope
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that clearly explains the details of my
crime procedure. Thank you all again for
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your attention. After his response once
again at his stands and bows, I'm
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ash you got me that I'm from
the Chinese Zenoa News agency. You said
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you are now under investigation as you've
committed serious crimes. Have you been put
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to any tortures or under psychological pressure
from a judicial organ of the dprk Thank
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you for your question. I will
now discuss my treatment while in the Dprkorea.
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As an American citizen detained for severe
crimes in the Dprkorea, I had
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feared that I may receive torture or
mental pressure. That was my totally wrong
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thinking. I have been given the
most humanitarian treatment in a hotel class guest
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house, with no torture or mental
pressure. I am fed three meals daily
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of high quality, and I was
given a full medical check. I am
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given one hour daily to walk outside. I have given a weekly saw,
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a bath, and I was given
a haircut. I sleep more than eight
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hours nightly. As you all can
see, I am healthy, but I
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miss my family very much. I
have been very impressed by the Korean government's
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humanitarian treatment of severe criminals like myself
and of their very fair and square legal
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procedures in the DPR Korea. I
am the most ashamed I have been in
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my life for committing a crime in
such a friendly country, and at least
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through this press conference, my family
will see that I am in good health
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and find some relief. However,
I miss that family so so much.
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I understand the severity of my crime
and I have no idea what sort of
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penalty I may face. But I
am begging to the Korean people and government
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for my forgiveness, and I am
praying to the heavens so that I may
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be returned home to my family.
I hope that clearly explains my humanitarian treatment
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while in the DPR Korea. Thank
you all for listening again, under stands
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and bows, cogs club any more
questions, asked the Korean facilitator. There
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are none, so one dual then
warm beer? Do you want to say
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any more? Once again, I
want to thank all of you for sparing
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the precious time to come to the
press conference that I eagerly requested to have.
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I would also like to again show
my sincere gratitude to the government of
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the Dprkorea for giving me this opportunity
to beg for forgiveness. On the morning
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of January first, twenty sixteen,
I made the worst decision of my life
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and committed a very severe crime against
both the people and the government of the
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Dprkorea. I understand the severity of
my crime. I have acted to harm
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the unity and ideological basis of your
country. I am so ashamed of myself
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for the harm that I have caused. I entirely beg for forgiveness. I
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apologize to every one of the millions
of Korean people, and I beg that
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you see how I was used and
manipulated. My reward for my crime was
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so much smaller than the reward that
the Friendship United Methodist Church and the z
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Society get from the United States administration. The United States administration used me like
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many before me. I am a
victim of the United States administrations consistent hostile
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policies against the DPR Korea. I
wish that the United States citizens who may
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follow in my precedence never never allow
yourselves to be a lord by the United
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States Administration. Through my tour in
this country, I have come to see
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that reality in the DPR Korea is
very different from the state of evils that
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the West tagged. And I have
come to see that the current human rights
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issues in the DPR Korea consistently highlighted
by the United States administration is nothing more
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than an excuse to harm and eventually
overthrow the government of the DPR Korea.
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My dear United States citizens, seeing
is believing, as the proverb goes,
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please come to Pyongyang, which one
United States citizen long ago called an eastern
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Jerusalem, then you will believe me
once again. I want to beg for
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forgiveness. Please, people in government
of the DPR Korea. I beg that
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you see how I was used and
manipulated. Please hack to save me,
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save my life. Please do not
only think of me, Please forgive me
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for my family. I am the
oldest son in my family. My mother
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needs me if all the needs me. My younger brother and my younger sister
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need me. I have made the
single worst decision of my life, but
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I am only human. I beg
that you consider that, and I beg
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that you find it in your hearts
to give me forgiveness and allow me to
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return home to my family. I
also beg that journalists accurately and objectively report
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my story and provide help of any
kind. Thank you all for giving me
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this opportunity. After this press conference, my family will come to know about
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my current situation. I am very
worried that they may be harmed and like
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I was manipulated by the United States
Administration, I am worried that they may
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be threatened were harmed by those from
the government. I beg for any kind
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of public protection for my family.
One final time, people in government of
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the Dprkrea, I beg for forgiveness. I never should have allowed myself to
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be a lord in the United States
administration to commit a crime in this country.
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I wish that the United States Administration
never manipulate people like myself in the
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future to commit crimes against foreign countries. I entirely beg you people and government
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of the Dprkorea for your forgiveness.
Please, I have made the worst mistake
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of my life. Please think of
my family. That is it for this
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interview with the American citizen Auto,
Frederick Warrenbier. There are so many bizarre
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moments in this speech. From Auto's
awkward phrasing using unnatural terms such as crime,
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task, crime, attempt to offer, among others, there's the wild
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claims of Auto, a Jewish college
kid having links to a Methodist church who
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was in league with the CIA,
and then there is the mysterious z Society,
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who Auto claims encouraged him to commit
this crime. My first instinct upon
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hearing this speech was that the entire
thing, from start to finish was written
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for Auto by the Korean government.
Nearly every claim sounded absurd, but in
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telling the stories on this podcast,
I feel that my commitment is to the
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truth, no matter what that might
be, and so I did my duty
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and began digging. And what I've
found might surprise you. I'll tell you
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I entirely beg you people in government
of the Dprkorea or your forgiveness. Please.
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I have made the worst mistake of
my life. Tapes from the Dark
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Side contains descriptions of violence and sexuality. Listener discretion is advised. First,
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I would like to thank everyone for
coming to the press conference that I'm eagerly
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requested to have. I would also
like to show my sincere gratitude to the
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government of the Dprkorea for giving me
this opportunity to apologize for my crime,
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to beg for forgiveness, and to
beg for any assistance to save my life.
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On December twenty ninth, twenty fifteen, I entered the Dprkorea as a
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tourist. On January first, to
sixteen, New Year's Day, I committed
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severe crimes against both the people and
the government of the Dprkurrea. Due to
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this crime, on January second,
twenty sixteen, I was detained and I
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am currently under investigation. My name
is Otto Frederick Warmbier. I am twenty
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one years old. I am a
student of finance at the University of Virginia.
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I am in my third year at
the university. My residential address till
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Lane, Cincinnati, Ohio, United
States with my family. At the moment,
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I live in a rented apartment near
my university. My father, Frederick
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Warimbier, owns a very small factory
called Finishing Cincinnati Black Oxide. Excuse me,
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that barely makes enough to support my
family. My mother, Cindy Warmbier,
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is a housewife. I am the
oldest son my family. My brother
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Austin Warmier and my sister Greta Warmber
are both high school students in Cincinnati,
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Ohio, United States. On January
first, twenty sixteen, I committed the
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crime of taking out a political slogan
from the staff only area of the Angakto
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International Hotel. The slogan inspires the
people's love for their system. The task
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was given by the Friendship United Methodist
Church. At the encouragement of the z
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Society and the connivance of the United
States Administration, I came to commit this
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crime task. The aim of this
crime was to harm the work, ethic,
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and motivation of the Korean people.
This was a very foolish aim.
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Growing up in the United States,
I was taught that the DPR Korea is
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a mysterious, isolated communist nation.
From education and mass media. This made
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an innocent, minded, venturous young
man like myself want to show my bravery
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to improve my reputation and show a
Western victory over the DPR Chorea. I
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was told by colleagues that North Korea
is a beautiful country with great architecture and
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that if I was interested in communist
nations, I needed to consider a visit.
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Based on this recommendation, I started
to consider my visit. Then,
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in January twenty sixteen, I was
scheduled to take a UNI Oversity sponsored financial
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class in Hong Kong. I decided
to use this opportunity to visit the DPR
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Korea as a tourist before my financial
class. I asked my father and my
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brother to travel with me while I
emailed both UK Choreo Tours and UK Young
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Pioneer Tours in August twenty fifteen,
but it was too expensive and they are
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very busy, so they could not
travel with me. I chose Young Pioneer
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Tours because it was cheaper. I
gave my father eight hundred dollars and he
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agreed to pay the other four hundred
dollars to cover the entire one thousand,
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two hundred dollars cost of a Young
Pioneer's tour of the DPR Korea. Based
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on my applications confirmation, I chose
to have my tour at the end of
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December twenty fifteen. Well. Then, on September twenty third, two fifteen,
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I was having dinner at my friends
Stephen Webb's home with him and his
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mother, Sharon Webb. Stephen is
a high school classmate and he currently attends
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Ohio State University. We are close
friends, we live nearby, and we
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have known each other for ten years. Sharon is a deaconess in the Friendship
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United Methodist Church and her son,
Stephen, is an active believer in this
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same church. Sharon emphasized that her
church does not support the government of North
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Korea and that communism should be ended. She said that communist nations rally around
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politics called slogans. She asked me
to take an important political slogan from North
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Korea to be hung in her church
as a trophy. She continued to say
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that by taking this slogan, we
would weaken the unity and motivation of the
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North Korean people and show this country
an insult from the west. She knew
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how desperately I needed a car to
drive to my job this summer. So
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she offered me a used car worth
ten thousand dollars if I was successful,
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and she said if I was detained
and not returned, her church would make
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payment to my mother of two hundred
thousand dollars in a way of a charitable
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donation. This is the amount that
I am expected to pay for my brother
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and sister's university tuition out of the
four hundred thousand dollars total. Then she
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showed me the Friendship United Methodist Church
as official bank account statement with forty two
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million dollars. Well. At first, due to fear, I was hesitant,
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but since my family suffers from severe
financial difficulties, I started to consider
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this as my only golden opportunity to
earn money. Most importantly, Sharon said
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to never mention the Friendship United Methodist
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early October twenty fifteen, I informed
my mother very little of my crime attempt
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offer, but I told her that
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Korea, and if detained, her
bank account would receive transfers from my brother
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and sisters university tuition. She cried
and said not to do anything dangerous I
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considered less not wanting to hurt my
mother. But since then I received several
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alluring pressures from the Friendship United Methodist
Church, leading me to finally decide on
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my crime attempt. In the meantime, the Z Society also clandestinely encouraged my
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act. After I came to know
that all members get high paying jobs when
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they graduate, I eagerly wanted to
join the Z Society. In late November
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two fifteen, I intentionally revealed my
plan of my act to a member of
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the Z Society who was also currently
a student at the University of Virginia.
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He said that my act would certainly
help with the Z Society's goal of spreading
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freedom and eliminating tyranny. He promised
if I was successful, he would help
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me gain membership in the Z Society. He even said if I was caught,
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the Z Society could help pressure North
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he said to never mention the Z
Society's encouragement. After I planned in detail
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to accomplish my plan, I arrived
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fifteen, through Beijing on the early
morning of January first, twenty sixteen,
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I committed my crime of taking out
the important political slogan from the staff only
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area of the Angacto International Hotel,
aimed at harming the work ethic and the
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motivation of the Korean people. After
committing my crime against the people and government
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of the DPR Korea, I was
detained on January second, twenty sixteen,
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at the Pyongyang International Airport. I
was clearly given the task by the friendship
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United Methodist Church. I was encouraged
by the Z Society. The United States
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administration already knows about my act through
the CIA, which is closely linked to
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the Z Society and connived at my
crime. My crime is very severe and
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pre planned. I regret my actions
more than anything. I apologize to both
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the Korean people and the government.
I beg for forgiveness and I beg for
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help in any way possible to save
my life. Otto then stands, takes
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another deep bow and says thank you
very much for your attention during my speech.
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A Korean official who is sitting next
to Auto then speaks into the microphonebody
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can listen, go warm beer.
Speech is over. As you heard,
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the US administration is committing despicable acts
against the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
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If you have any questions, please
ask well. Autos speech has concluded.
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The press conference is just getting started. Auto will now take questions from members
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of the press, all of which
seem to be prescripted, one from a
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Korean reporter, one from a Japanese
reporter, one from a Russian news agency,
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and one from a Chinese reporter.
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American reporters at the press conference and
no NATO members. Once again, I
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will provide translations where necessary, and
if anything you hear or have already heard
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sounds confusing, or if you perhaps
have questions, don't worry because we'll be
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covering everything in depth. I am
from the Korean Central News Agency. Why
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do you think that the Friendship United
Methodist Church gave such a task to you?
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Thank you for your question. I
will now address why the Friendship United
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Methodist Church gave me this task.
The Friendship United Methodist Church is located in
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Cincinnati, Ohio, United States.
I have known about this church since my
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childhood because I grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio, United States. You can
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easily find detailed information on this church
from the Internet. The Friendship United Methodist
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Church is not a typical church.
It is very wealthy with forty two million
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dollars. That is why the United
States Administration has very close ties with this
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church. This church made a plan
to enter into anti Christian countries which the
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United States Administration dislikes, and it
is currently implementing this plan. Several Democratic
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Congressmen regularly visit this church to collect
political fund donations and to assure their continued
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support of this church's policy. It
is said that in two thousand and eight,
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around ten million dollars, around two
to three percent of President Barack Obama's
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total election cost, was collected from
this church. That is one of the
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reasons why the United States Administration works
closely with the Friendship United Methodist Church and
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connives at all acts, including My
Crime. The United States Administration and the
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politicians used the Friendship United Methodist Church
to harm the Dprkorea by all dirty ways
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and means. The Friendship United Methodist
Church gave me My Crime task, which
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is closely matched to the United States
Administration's hostile policy against the Dprkorea, in
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order to spread Christianity in the Dprkorea
and to increase the church's support from the
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United States Administration. Therefore, my
crime is the expected output of the United
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States Administration's consistent hostile policy against the
Dprkorea and its implementation by the Friendship United
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Methodist Church. I was easily manipulated
because of my family's severe financial difficulties and
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because I am a nonbeliever. The
church knew that it could deny its involvement
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if my crime were to become public
news. I hope that answers question,
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and you now all clearly understand the
Friendship United Methodist Church's involvement in my crime.
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Thank you all for your attention.
Also, I'm not I am from
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the newspaper Rodong Sun Moon. You
said that the Z Society encouraged you to
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commit such task. Tell me about
the society as much as you know.
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very much for your question. I
will now address the Z Society and it's
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encouragement of my crime. The Z
Society is the most secret organization at the
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University of Virginia. All members and
activities are strictly confidential. I first came
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to know of the Z Society in
September twenty thirteen, when I had first
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started at the university. I saw
large Z crests painted on all the buildings
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at the compound. You can see
them if you visit to the University of
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Virginia. I was told that they
are from the Z Society, since the
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society donates millions of dollars to the
university. The Z Society has around ten
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student members currently and after graduation they
all go on to become very wealthy with
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jobs in politics, business, and
religion. Members of the Z Society include
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former United States President Woodrow Wilson and
a former head of the CIA. The
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stated objective of the Z Society is
to spread freedom and eliminate tyranny. In
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order to become members, they must
have good grades and leadership, and most
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importantly, they must commit a brave
act to help with the society's stated objective.
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Once again, all members and activities
are strictly confidential. It is well
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clear that the Z Society knew of
my good grades and leadership. It is
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also clear that they knew that I
would eagerly want to join the society in
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order to solve my family's desperate financial
problems. Because of this, the Z
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Society expected me to commit a brave
act to help eliminate tyranny. In order
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to prove my braveness to the Z
Society, I committed my crime in the
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DPR career with hopes of joining the
Z Society. As you know from the
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Cold War era example, the CIA
has always been leading anti communism in every
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place in the world. There is
no doubt that the CIA knows of the
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Z Society's encouragement of my crime.
Lastly, I want to clearly state that
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I was the political victim of the
United States consistent hostile policies against the DPR
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Korea. I innocently tried to earn
money through my crime in order to accomplish
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its political interests. The United States
administration does not distinguish between friendly and enemy
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countries. Therefore, they manipulate people
like myself to commit crimes in those countries.
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I wish that others do not follow
in my footsteps. I hope all
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of you can now understand the Z
Society's encouragement of my crime. Thank you
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all for listening. After Auto is
finished with this response, he stands and
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bows. So I'm from the Johnson
Sinbo Company under the General Association of the
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Korean Residents in Japan. You said
you took many detailed steps to prepare for
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your crime in the dprk while you
were in the United States. Will you
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tell me about it? Thank you
for your question. I will now explain
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the preparations that I took while in
the United States. I took many detailed
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steps to prepare for my crime in
the DPR Korea while I was in the
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United States. In order to know
more about slogans in the Dprkorea, I
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didn't internet Google image search with the
keywords North Korea slogan. In my rented
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Virginia apartment, I saw well over
thirty images. Some were framed, but
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I thought that could easily be removed. They were large, red and rectangular.
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They were printed on a thin metal
that I thought can easily be folded
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to fit in my suitcase. On
December twenty third, twenty fifteen, I
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stole street signs for practice, and
I kept them under the bed in my
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rented Virginia apartment. Then I discussed
with my friend excuses that I could make
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if detained. I planned to say
that I was drunk and did not remember.
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If spotted with the slogan, I
planned to falsely state that I had
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bought the slogan at a souvenir shop. That is why at the start of
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the investigation, I tried to falsely
state that I was drunk and had no
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idea. Then, on December twenty
fifth, twenty fifteen, I intentionally packed
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my quietest boots, the best for
sneaking. I knew that I would wear
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them during my crime commitment. I
also chose to bring a large soup case
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to fit the slogan and made plans
to buy a new suit case in the
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Dprkorea if needed. Based on this
detailed preparation, I came to commit my
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crime in the Dprkorea. Thank you
all again for your continued attention. Once
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again, Otto stands and bows,
I am Uri SUDORV from the Russian tass
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tell me once again about the details
of the crimes you committed in Korea.
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Thank you for your question. I
will now explain the details of my crime
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commitment. On December twenty seventh,
two thousan fifteen, I alone arrived in
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Beijing and spent two days looking around
the city. On December twenty ninth,
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two thousand fifteen, I met my
tour group at the Beijing International Airport.
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That afternoon, we arrived at the
Pyongyang International Airport and we checked into the
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Yangakto International Hotel. While in Pyongyang, I prepared additionally for my crime.
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On the morning of December thirty,
two thousand fifteen, I asked my UK
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tour guide where they keep the important
slogans in the Yangakto intern National Hotel.
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She said they're in staff only areas. That night, I alone walked around
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the second floor lobby until I saw
a staff only sign in English opposite the
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hotel shop. I checked for cameras
and saw none. I knew where.
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I knew where I would commit my
crime. I chose the early morning of
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January first, twenty sixteen New Year's
because I thought there would be less employees
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for the holiday. I knew my
tour group would be drunk, so I
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could use my planned excuse that I
was just drunk like them. The next
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morning, December thirty, first,
twenty fifteen, I intentionally wore my quietest
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boots, the ones that I had
prepared while in the United States. Around
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one o'clock am on January first,
twenty sixteen, my tour group returned to
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the Agacto International Hotel. After looking
at the Pyongyang night view, I took
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my coat and my items up to
my room. Around one thirty am,
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I joined my tour group at the
second floor lobby draft beer bar. Then
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I snuck away from the bar and
quietly entered the staff only area. I
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saw no one and I saw the
desired slogan hanging on a right sidewall.
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I approached the wall and with two
hands, grabbed the slogan at the bottom
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and removed it from the hangers.
It was much bigger and heavier than I
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had expected. I became very scared, and I realized that I could not
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take the slogan hastily. I put
it down upside down. I snuck out
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of the staff only area and ran
up to my hotel room. I hope
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that clearly explains the details of my
crime procedure. Thank you all again for
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your attention. After his response once
again at his stands and bows, I'm
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ash you got me that I'm from
the Chinese Zenoa News agency. You said
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you are now under investigation as you've
committed serious crimes. Have you been put
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to any tortures or under psychological pressure
from a judicial organ of the dprk Thank
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you for your question. I will
now discuss my treatment while in the Dprkorea.
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As an American citizen detained for severe
crimes in the Dprkorea, I had
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feared that I may receive torture or
mental pressure. That was my totally wrong
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thinking. I have been given the
most humanitarian treatment in a hotel class guest
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house, with no torture or mental
pressure. I am fed three meals daily
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of high quality, and I was
given a full medical check. I am
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given one hour daily to walk outside. I have given a weekly saw,
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a bath, and I was given
a haircut. I sleep more than eight
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hours nightly. As you all can
see, I am healthy, but I
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miss my family very much. I
have been very impressed by the Korean government's
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humanitarian treatment of severe criminals like myself
and of their very fair and square legal
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procedures in the DPR Korea. I
am the most ashamed I have been in
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my life for committing a crime in
such a friendly country, and at least
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through this press conference, my family
will see that I am in good health
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and find some relief. However,
I miss that family so so much.
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I understand the severity of my crime
and I have no idea what sort of
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penalty I may face. But I
am begging to the Korean people and government
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for my forgiveness, and I am
praying to the heavens so that I may
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be returned home to my family.
I hope that clearly explains my humanitarian treatment
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while in the DPR Korea. Thank
you all for listening again, under stands
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and bows, cogs club any more
questions, asked the Korean facilitator. There
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are none, so one dual then
warm beer? Do you want to say
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any more? Once again, I
want to thank all of you for sparing
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the precious time to come to the
press conference that I eagerly requested to have.
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I would also like to again show
my sincere gratitude to the government of
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the Dprkorea for giving me this opportunity
to beg for forgiveness. On the morning
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of January first, twenty sixteen,
I made the worst decision of my life
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and committed a very severe crime against
both the people and the government of the
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Dprkorea. I understand the severity of
my crime. I have acted to harm
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the unity and ideological basis of your
country. I am so ashamed of myself
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for the harm that I have caused. I entirely beg for forgiveness. I
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apologize to every one of the millions
of Korean people, and I beg that
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you see how I was used and
manipulated. My reward for my crime was
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so much smaller than the reward that
the Friendship United Methodist Church and the z
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Society get from the United States administration. The United States administration used me like
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many before me. I am a
victim of the United States administrations consistent hostile
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policies against the DPR Korea. I
wish that the United States citizens who may
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follow in my precedence never never allow
yourselves to be a lord by the United
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States Administration. Through my tour in
this country, I have come to see
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that reality in the DPR Korea is
very different from the state of evils that
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the West tagged. And I have
come to see that the current human rights
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issues in the DPR Korea consistently highlighted
by the United States administration is nothing more
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than an excuse to harm and eventually
overthrow the government of the DPR Korea.
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My dear United States citizens, seeing
is believing, as the proverb goes,
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please come to Pyongyang, which one
United States citizen long ago called an eastern
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Jerusalem, then you will believe me
once again. I want to beg for
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forgiveness. Please, people in government
of the DPR Korea. I beg that
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you see how I was used and
manipulated. Please hack to save me,
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save my life. Please do not
only think of me, Please forgive me
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for my family. I am the
oldest son in my family. My mother
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needs me if all the needs me. My younger brother and my younger sister
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need me. I have made the
single worst decision of my life, but
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I am only human. I beg
that you consider that, and I beg
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that you find it in your hearts
to give me forgiveness and allow me to
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return home to my family. I
also beg that journalists accurately and objectively report
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my story and provide help of any
kind. Thank you all for giving me
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this opportunity. After this press conference, my family will come to know about
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my current situation. I am very
worried that they may be harmed and like
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I was manipulated by the United States
Administration, I am worried that they may
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be threatened were harmed by those from
the government. I beg for any kind
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of public protection for my family.
One final time, people in government of
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the Dprkrea, I beg for forgiveness. I never should have allowed myself to
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be a lord in the United States
administration to commit a crime in this country.
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I wish that the United States Administration
never manipulate people like myself in the
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future to commit crimes against foreign countries. I entirely beg you people and government
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of the Dprkorea for your forgiveness.
Please, I have made the worst mistake
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of my life. Please think of
my family. That is it for this
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interview with the American citizen Auto,
Frederick Warrenbier. There are so many bizarre
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moments in this speech. From Auto's
awkward phrasing using unnatural terms such as crime,
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task, crime, attempt to offer, among others, there's the wild
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claims of Auto, a Jewish college
kid having links to a Methodist church who
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was in league with the CIA,
and then there is the mysterious z Society,
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who Auto claims encouraged him to commit
this crime. My first instinct upon
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hearing this speech was that the entire
thing, from start to finish was written
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for Auto by the Korean government.
Nearly every claim sounded absurd, but in
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telling the stories on this podcast,
I feel that my commitment is to the
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truth, no matter what that might
be, and so I did my duty
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and began digging. And what I've
found might surprise you. I'll tell you
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